Your Coworker Is Not Hot They’re Just Within 10 FT Of You 40 HRS Week Shirt | The Ultimate Icebreaker
Introducing the t-shirt that says what everyone’s thinking but is too polite to say out loud. This Your Coworker Is Not Hot They’re Just Within 10 FT Of You 40 HRS Week Shirt is the perfect antidote to the mundane realities of office life. It masterfully blends psychological observation with razor-sharp wit, referencing the well-known proximity principle: the idea that we tend to develop a preference for people or things merely because we are familiar with them. After seeing the same colleague every day for 40 hours a week within a 10-foot radius, it’s only natural that your brain might start sending you some confusing signals.
This shirt isn’t just a piece of apparel; it’s a social commentary wrapped in premium, comfortable cotton. It’s designed for the modern professional who appreciates clever humor and isn’t afraid to poke fun at the absurdities of the corporate world. Whether you’re navigating the complexities of in-office dynamics or laughing about them from the comfort of your home office, this tee is your new uniform for casual Fridays and beyond.

Don’t just endure the 40-hour work week—wear it with a smirk. This “Your Coworker Is Not Hot” t-shirt is the perfect blend of style, comfort, and intelligent humor. It’s a statement piece for the discerning professional who knows that laughter is the best way to navigate the corporate jungle. Add this hilarious and all-too-real tee to your cart today and bring a dose of witty reality to your wardrobe.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.