Your Ass Is Mine Shirt
Nov 26
Nov 28 - Dec 02
Dec 05 - Dec 10
Looking for the perfect gift for the gamer who has everything? This Your Ass Is Mine Gamer Shirt blends iconic character design with bold, distressed typography to create a look that stands out in any crowd. Featuring the heavy-hitting football zombie ready to launch an Imp Punt, this shirt screams confidence.
Your Ass Is Mine Shirt | Unleash Your Inner All-Star
Step onto the field—or the battleground—with the confidence of a tank class. The shirt pays homage to one of the most beloved and frustrating enemies in gaming history: the All-Star Zombie. Known for his high health, rapid-fire football cannon, and tackling prowess, this character embodies the spirit of unstoppable force.
The design features a high-quality, detailed print of the football-helmeted undead soldier, instantly recognizable to fans of the Garden Warfare franchise. The accompanying text, “YOUR ASS IS MINE!“, is rendered in a gritty, industrial grey font that perfectly complements the black background of the tee. It captures that adrenaline-fueled moment of victory when you finally corner your opponent.
This shirt is precision-engineered for a specific kind of enthusiast:
The Hardcore Gamer: Perfect for streamers, e-sports competitors, and casual players who appreciate the art of “trash talk.”
PvZ Franchise Fans: A nostalgic throwback for those who spent hours defending their gardens or capturing points in Garden Warfare and Battle for Neighborville.
The Humorist: Anyone who enjoys edgy, ironic humor and wants clothing that sparks a conversation (or a laugh).
The Gift Giver: An ideal present for boyfriends, brothers, or friends who live and breathe video game culture.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
