You Want Straight Answers Ask A Straight Lady Shirt
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Tired of roundabout conversations and beating around the bush? So are we. Introducing the You Want Straight Answers Ask A Straight Lady Shirt—the perfect piece of apparel for those who appreciate sharp wit, clever wordplay, and a touch of sassy rebellion. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation starter, a filter for finding your people, and a hilarious nod to the beautiful complexities of identity.
You Want Straight Answers Ask A Straight Lady Shirt – Witty & Sarcastic LGBTQ+ Pride
Serve up some serious style and wit with this You Want Straight Answers Ask A Straight Lady Shirt. The phrase, “you want straight answers ask a straight lady,” is printed in a subtle yet confident font, creating a look that is both modern and timelessly sarcastic.
The genius of the phrase lies in its brilliant wordplay. It hijacks the word “straight” and uses its dual meaning to create a clever joke. On one level, it speaks to the desire for direct, uncomplicated answers. On another, more subversive level, it playfully deflects questions about queer identity by ironically suggesting that only a “straight” (heterosexual) lady could provide a “straight” (simple) answer—a nod to the fact that queer lives are often anything but simple to explain to those outside the community. It’s a wink and a nudge to those who get it.
This Product Is For:
Members of the LGBTQ+ community who appreciate insider humor and a good pun.
Witty individuals with a sarcastic sense of style.
Allies who want to show their support with a clever, thought-provoking message.
Anyone looking for a unique, high-quality gift for a friend with a great sense of humor.
Those who are tired of being the designated spokesperson and prefer to let their shirt do the talking.
Don’t just wear a t-shirt—wear a statement. The “You Want Straight Answers Ask A Straight Lady” shirt is the perfect blend of humor, quality, and identity. It’s an invitation to a joke, a badge of honor, and a comfortable tee all in one. Add this essential piece to your collection today and let your style speak volumes.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
