Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt

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Get ready to turn heads and spark smiles with our Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt! This clever tee plays on words, delivering a humorous punchline that’s perfect for parties, casual hangouts, or any time you want to share a laugh. Made for comfort and designed for giggles, it’s the ultimate conversation starter.

Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt – Decoding the Genius

Unleash your playful side with the Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt, a masterpiece of comedic wordplay. This isn’t just apparel; it’s a statement, a joke, and an instant icebreaker all rolled into one.

The genius of this shirt is its masterful pun. At first glance, the prominent “YES, I’M TRANS” might lead one to assume a declaration of gender identity. However, the playful continuation – “PORTING THIS BOTTLE INTO MY STOMACH” – swiftly pivots the meaning to a humorous, literal interpretation of “transporting.” Accompanied by an image that often depicts someone mid-sip or about to enjoy a beverage, the punchline lands with comedic precision.

Who is This Hilariously Clever T-Shirt For?

This t-shirt is for the pun connoisseurs, the life-of-the-party types, and anyone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously. It’s for the friend who always has a quick comeback, the colleague with a quirky sense of humor, or the family member who appreciates a good laugh. It’s a fantastic icebreaker for the socially savvy and a comfortable statement piece for those who prefer their humor to do the talking.

Yes I'm Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt
Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt

The Yes I’m Trans Porting This Bottle Into My Stomach Shirt is more than just a fleeting trend; it’s a testament to the enduring power of a well-crafted pun. It’s a clever, comfortable, and conversation-starting piece that brings a smile to faces and a lighthearted touch to any occasion. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for the pun-lover in your life, this tee is sure to deliver laughs and become a fast favorite. Get ready to wear your wit on your sleeve – or, in this case, your chest!

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
Kindly review your personalized details attentively, as numerous orders have arrived incomplete. Note that we exclusively dispatch to valid street addresses. Grishko collaborates with reputable shipping partners, including UPS, USPS, DHL, and Yun Express, Yanwen.

SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.

Why Choose the Grishko Collection

Defining modern comfort and timeless style—crafted for every occasion, tailored for every body

Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing

Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable

Natural Fit for Every Body

Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.

Care Made Easy

For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low

Engineered Endurance

Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.

 
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    I was forced to pay through Paypal although I didn’t want to. I like the shirt.

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    Super fast delivery !