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We Must Remain Silly To Survive The Horrors Of This World Shirt
Mar 18
Mar 20 - Mar 24
Mar 27 - Apr 01
Embrace the absurd and arm yourself with humor. This We Must Remain Silly To Survive The Horrors Of This World Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a survival guide. Featuring a whimsically determined goblin wizard, it serves as a daily reminder that a dose of silliness is our best defense against the darkness. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort as you navigate the world’s horrors.
We Must Remain Silly To Survive The Horrors Of This World Shirt – Embrace the Goblin Mode
This We Must Remain Silly To Survive The Horrors Of This World Shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a wearable manifesto.
In a world full of grim realities, we offer a simple, powerful mantra: “We Must Remain Silly To Survive The Horrors Of This World.” This t-shirt captures that spirit perfectly with its charmingly defiant goblin wizard, a beacon of levity standing firm with his little wooden staff against the encroaching seriousness of life. The illustration is a delightful mix of classic fantasy and modern humor, rendered in vibrant colors that pop against the crisp white fabric.
This Product Is For: This shirt is for the over-thinkers, the anxious souls, the D&D players, the fantasy lovers, the artists, and anyone who uses humor as a coping mechanism. It’s for the person who finds solace in the absurd and understands that laughter isn’t just a reaction, but a strategy. It’s a perfect gift for friends who need a reminder of their own resilience and the power of not taking everything so seriously.
The world will continue to present its horrors, but how we face them is entirely up to us. This shirt is a call to action—a reminder to find your inner goblin wizard, grasp your gnarled staff of humor, and remain unapologetically silly. It’s a celebration of the human spirit’s incredible ability to find light in the darkness. Choose joy, choose laughter, and choose to survive with a smile
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
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For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
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1-5 of 13 reviews
I paid for my product, but never received my order. Very disappointed in every way possible. I requested a refund and no response.
Got it Today!!!
Very nice shirt..very quick shipping