We Are The Sons Of Men With Microplastics In Their Balls Shirt
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Aug 05 - Aug 08
This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a headline. The We Are The Sons Of Men With Microplastics In Their Balls Shirt juxtaposes the classic, stoic image of soldiers with a stark, scientific, and darkly humorous reality of our time. It’s provocative, witty, and guaranteed to start conversations wherever you go. Wear the truth, no matter how uncomfortable it is.
We Are The Sons Of Men With Microplastics In Their Balls Shirt – Humor, Masculinity, and a Stark Environmental Warning
This We Are The Sons Of Men With Microplastics In Their Balls Shirt is designed for impact. The graphic features three classic green toy soldiers set against a faded, grayscale American flag. The powerful imagery of loyalty and strength is deliberately contrasted with the jarring, all-caps text: “WE ARE THE SONS OF MEN WITH MICROPLASTICS IN THEIR BALLS.”
The slogan, while shocking, isn’t fiction. Recent groundbreaking studies published in journals like Toxicological Sciences have confirmed the presence of microplastics in every human testicular sample studied. Researchers have found significant concentrations of various polymers, including polyethylene (from bags and bottles) and PVC, lodged in human tissue. These findings raise urgent questions about the impact of plastic pollution on male fertility and endocrine health, linking the global decline in sperm counts to this pervasive environmental contaminant.
This Product is For:
- The Environmentally Aware: Individuals who follow scientific news and are concerned about the pervasive issue of plastic pollution.
- The Satirist & Humorist: People with a sharp, dark sense of humor who appreciate social commentary.
- The Statement-Maker: Anyone who uses fashion to express opinions, challenge norms, and spark dialogue.
- Gen Z & Millennials: Younger generations known for using memes and humor to process and critique complex social and environmental issues.
- The Edgy Patriot: Those who can appreciate the juxtaposition of patriotic symbols with modern-day critiques of the nation’s (and world’s) health.
Ultimately, the “We Are The Sons Of Men With Microplastics In Their Balls” shirt is a product of its time. It’s edgy, scientifically grounded, and profoundly relevant. It’s for those who aren’t afraid to wear their concerns on their chest and challenge others to look beyond the joke to the serious message underneath. It’s more than fabric and ink; it’s a symbol of a generation inheriting a complex world and finding bold new ways to talk about it.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
