Upgrade your weekend wardrobe with the ultimate conversation starter: the Told Myself To Stop Drinking Shirt – Listen To An Alcoholic Shirt. Perfect for the self-aware party animal, this shirt features a witty punchline that turns bad decisions into high comedy.
Told Myself To Stop Drinking Shirt | Turn Poor Judgment
We’ve all been there: waking up with a headache and swearing off the sauce, only to find ourselves back at happy hour by 5:00 PM. Finally, there is a piece of apparel that explains that internal conflict with flawless logic. The shirt is the definitive uniform for the weekend warrior who knows that their inner voice isn’t exactly the voice of reason.
The text on the back reads: “TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I’M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC #NEVERSOBER“. It’s a bold, self-deprecating joke that lands perfectly with crowds who don’t take life—or their liver—too seriously.
In the landscape of novelty apparel, standing out requires more than just a logo. This shirt relies on relatable storytelling. It taps into the universal experience of “breaking the seal” on a promise to quit.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 8 oz Heavy Blend fabric, 50% cotton and 50% polyester with air‑jet yarn for a cozy, pill‑resistant feel.
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.









