Today I Don’t Know Jersey

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Step into the batter’s box of classic comedy with the ultimate tribute to humorous confusion: the Today I Don’t Know Jersey. This isn’t just a piece of apparel; it’s a wearable piece of comedy history, bringing the legendary “Who’s on First?” routine to life. If you’re looking for a funny baseball jersey that stands out from the crowd, combines clever design with personalization, and pays homage to one of the greatest sketches of all time, you’ve just hit a grand slam.

Today I Don’t Know Jersey – Step Up to the Plate of Comedy

The genius of this Today I Don’t Know Jersey lies in its simple yet hilarious design. The back features a diagram of a baseball infield, but instead of traditional player positions, it showcases the bewildering lineup from the classic routine. We have Who manning first base, What on second, and I Don’t Know covering the hot corner at third. The pitcher’s mound is occupied by Tomorrow, with Today catching behind the plate. The outfield is just as comically staffed with Why, Because, and Nobody. It’s a complete diagram of delightful confusion, guaranteed to make fellow fans and friends do a double-take and smile.

While the back tells a classic story, the front is all about you. This jersey offers full personalization to make it truly one-of-a-kind. Add “Your Name” in a classic script font along the chest, right below a beautifully rendered pitcher’s glove design. On the sleeve, choose your custom number, making it your official unofficial team jersey. Whether you choose your lucky number, your age, or a number that has special meaning, this customization elevates the shirt from a novelty item to a personalized keepsake.

This Product Is For:

Classic Comedy Lovers: Fans of Abbott and Costello and the golden age of comedy.
Baseball Fans with a Sense of Humor: Anyone who loves the game but doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Unique Gift Givers: The perfect, unforgettable gift for birthdays, holidays, or Father’s Day.
Groups and Teams: Ideal for creating a fun, custom “team” look for social events, corporate outings, or family reunions.
Anyone Who’s Ever Felt Confused: For those who appreciate the universal humor in saying, “I Don’t Know.”

Today I Don't Know Jersey
Today I Don’t Know Jersey

Don’t settle for a boring, generic jersey. Hit a home run with a shirt that’s as clever and unique as you are. The “Today I Don’t Know” jersey is more than just apparel—it’s a tribute, a punchline, and a personalized piece of art. Order yours today and get ready to bring a legendary piece of comedy to the field.

Product Details: 

Material 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex
Size XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL....
Style Jersey
Brand Grishko
Made In United States

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
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Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
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Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

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