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Thou Shall In Gest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt
Feb 20
Feb 24 - Feb 26
Mar 03 - Mar 06
Ready to command attention and maybe raise a few eyebrows? Our Thou Shall In Gest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt delivers a bold, humorous statement wrapped in pseudo-archaic language. Perfect for those who appreciate dark humor and aren’t afraid to wear their wit on their sleeve (literally). This novelty tee isn’t just clothing; it’s a punchline waiting to happen.
Thou Shall In Gest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt – Unleash Edgy Humor
Prepare for double-takes and undeniable reactions with this Thou Shall In Gest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt. Boldly proclaiming “Thou Shall Ingest A Satchel Of Richards” in stark, commanding text, this tee takes a common vulgar insult and elevates (or descends) it into a pseudo-biblical commandment. The humor isn’t just what it says, but how it says it – that formal, authoritative tone delivering a profoundly crass message. It’s designed to be instantly readable and utterly unforgettable.
This t-shirt is tailor-made for a specific breed:
Individuals with a dark, sarcastic, or offensive sense of humor.
Fans of internet meme culture and edgy jokes.
Anyone looking for a guaranteed conversation starter (or stopper!).
People searching for the perfect, jaw-dropping gag gift.
Those who enjoy provocative clothing that challenges norms.
Wearers who appreciate ironic humor and witty wordplay.
If you’re tired of blending in and ready to wear your audacious humor proudly, the Thou Shall In Gest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt is your calling. Combining shock value, clever (if crass) wordplay, and comfortable wear, it’s more than just apparel – it’s a statement piece for the fearless and funny. Dare to add this unforgettable novelty tee to your collection or gift it to the one friend who truly gets it. Order yours today and prepare to make an impression!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-4 of 4 reviews
Super fast delivery !