There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care Hat
Mar 24
Mar 31 - Apr 02
Apr 09 - Apr 14
Tired of pretending? Exhausted by the endless demands on your attention? Let the world know exactly where you stand (or, more accurately, don’t stand) with the There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care Hat. This isn’t just a hat; it’s a declaration of independence from the trivial, a shield against the bothersome, and a comfy way to broadcast your exquisite apathy.
There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care Hat – Embrace Your Inner Introvert
This There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care Hat isn’t your average baseball cap. It’s crafted for comfort and designed to make a statement. But let’s be honest, the real star of the show is the bold embroidery. The phrase “THERE’S A -99%- CHANCE THAT I DON’T CARE” is prominently displayed on the front, leaving no room for misinterpretation.
The Proud Introvert: For those who recharge in solitude and find small talk excruciating.
The Master of Sarcasm: If your wit is as dry as the desert, this hat is your spirit animal in headwear form.
The Chronically Unbothered: For individuals who have perfected the art of not being fazed.
Anyone with a Sense of Humor: If you appreciate a good laugh (even at your own expense), this hat is for you.
The Gift-Giver Who “Gets It”: Perfect for the friend or family member who appreciates a unique and humorous present.
Those who want a simple, quiet and peaceful life.
The There’s A 99% Chance I Don’t Care Hat is more than just an accessory; it’s an attitude. It’s a comfortable, stylish, and hilariously honest way to express yourself. If you’re ready to embrace your inner curmudgeon (or celebrate the curmudgeon in your life), this hat is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Get yours today and start enjoying the peace and quiet that comes with a healthy dose of indifference.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
