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The Big Lebowski Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater
Apr 13
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Apr 29 - May 04
Are you shopping for a fan who knows that this is not ‘Nam, this is bowling, there are rules? This The Big Lebowski Calmer Than You Are Ugly Christmas Sweater captures the essence of Walter Sobchak in high-definition, pixel-art style. Combining traditional Nordic holiday patterns with Walter’s iconic yellow aviators and deadpan expression, this apparel piece creates an ironic masterpiece.
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When the temperature drops and the White Russians start flowing, you need a sweater that really ties the room together. The sweater is designed for the fan who wants to abide in style.
The centerpiece of the design is Walter Sobchak, the aggressively rule-abiding best friend of The Dude. He is depicted in a stoic pose, wearing his signature tinted glasses and a surprisingly festive Santa hat. Flanked by rows of classic winter imagery—including snowmen, reindeer, and pine trees—the sweater features the legendary quote, “CALMER THAN YOU ARE,” emblazoned across the chest. It is the ultimate ironic statement for the hectic Christmas season.
Who Is This Product For?
This product is strictly for those who adhere to the rules. It is the ideal wardrobe addition for:
Die-hard Coen Brothers Fans: Anyone who can quote the movie line-for-line.
The “Ugly Sweater” Competitor: If you want to win the prize for the best sweater at the party, Walter Sobchak is your ace in the hole.
The Stressed Host: Wear it as a warning sign to guests that despite the chaos, you are maintaining your Zen (or at least pretending to).
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
Shipping is available to P.O. Box addresses; however, we are currently unable to deliver to military APO/FPO locations.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.
Quick FAQ
What are the shipping costs?
USA Shipping: Flat rate $5.99 for all orders.
International Shipping: Starting from $13.00 (calculated at checkout).
Can I order this item now?
Yes. Grishko.com is an independent store with on-demand production. Simply select your style, add to cart, and checkout.
How do I pick the right size?
Check the Size Chart on the product page for exact measurements.
- Units: Our charts provide measurements in both Inches and Centimeters (CM).
- Pro Tip: Lay a shirt you already own flat, measure the width and length, then match it to our chart. This is the best way to ensure a perfect fit!
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, but you must act fast. We allow a 6-hour window after ordering for any changes or cancellations.
Returns & Refunds
- 30-Day Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery if the item is damaged, the wrong size, or not as described.
- Process: Email support with photos before returning and always keep your tracking number.
Quick Care Guide
- Apparel: Wash cold, avoid harsh bleach, dry gently or air dry.
- Accessories: Wipe clean and keep dry.
- Home Goods: Follow the printed label instructions.
Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 13 reviews
Takes a while to get
Got it Today!!!
Very nice shirt..very quick shipping