That’s What I Do I Drink Wine And I Eat Ass Shirt
Jun 07
Jun 10 - Jun 12
Jun 17 - Jun 20
In a world saturated with generic graphic tees, the That’s What I Do I Drink Wine And I Eat Ass Shirt carves out its own unforgettable niche. This isn’t just apparel; it’s a bold proclamation, a humorous, explicit statement designed for those with an audacious spirit and a very particular sense of humor.
That’s What I Do I Drink Wine And I Eat Ass Shirt – Humor, Honesty, and the Modern Statement
Ready to make an entrance, and maybe an exit or two? The That’s What I Do I Drink Wine And I Eat Ass Shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the bold, the brazen, and those who embrace life’s pleasures with an unapologetic wink and a whole lot of attitude.
The phrase itself is a masterclass in juxtaposition. “I drink wine” evokes images of sophistication, relaxation, perhaps a connoisseur’s palate. It’s relatable, common, and generally accepted. Then, the sentence takes a sharp, explicit turn: “and I eat ass.” This second clause shatters the initial, genteel image, replacing it with a blunt, sexual declaration that is both startling and, for a certain audience, hilariously frank. The humor lies in this abrupt shift, the subversion of expectation, and the raw, unfiltered honesty – or at least, the performance of it.
This product is for:
Individuals with a sharp, adult, and edgy sense of humor.
Those who appreciate dark comedy and provocative statements.
People looking for a unique gift for a like-minded friend (with a very specific taste!).
Anyone who loves to turn heads and spark conversations (or stunned silence).
Wine enthusiasts who don’t take themselves, or anything else, too seriously.
If you’re looking for a t-shirt that’s as audacious as you are, your search ends here. The “That’s What I Do I Drink Wine And I Eat Ass” shirt is a testament to living boldly and speaking (or wearing) your truth. Add this conversation-igniting piece to your wardrobe and let your tee do the talking.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
