Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain’t Lying Then You Ain’t Trying Shirt

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Enter the Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain’t Lying Then You Ain’t Trying Shirt—a masterclass in satirical wit. This shirt brilliantly connects the tongue-in-cheek dishonesty of a casual golf game with the high-stakes world of fiscal responsibility. It’s a bold, hilarious statement piece designed for those who aren’t afraid to laugh at the absurdities of life, whether they’re found on the back nine or a 1040 form.

Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain’t Lying Then You Ain’t Trying Shirt – Teeing Off on Taboos

Declare your satirical stance on both the fairway and financial filings with this Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain’t Lying Then You Ain’t Trying Shirt. Featuring the bold statement, “TAX FRAUD is like GOLFING. If you ain’t lying then you ain’t trying” complete with a golf ball graphic, this shirt is designed for those with a sharp wit and a darker sense of humor.

It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter and a testament to the idea that sometimes, you have to bend the rules to stay in the game. Whether you’re a CPA who has seen it all, a golfer familiar with the “mulligan” lifestyle, or simply someone who appreciates clever, sarcastic humor, this tee is your perfect fit.

This Product Is For:

Accountants & CPAs: The perfect inside joke for tax professionals who need a good laugh during tax season.
Golf Enthusiasts: Golfers who understand that a “pencil-whipped” scorecard is part of the fun.
Finance Professionals: Anyone in the world of finance, from brokers to analysts, who enjoys cynical humor.
Sarcastic Friends & Family: An ideal gift for the person in your life who loves to push buttons with their humor.
Anyone with a Rebel Spirit: For those who see the humor in challenging the status quo.

Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain't Lying Then You Ain't Trying Shirt
Tax Fraud Is Like Golfing If You Ain’t Lying Then You Ain’t Trying Shirt

Don’t just wear a shirt—make a statement. Combining top-tier comfort with a uniquely audacious joke, the “Tax Fraud is Like Golfing” shirt is the ultimate piece for the witty, the cynical, and the brave. It’s the perfect way to show off your playful side. Add this legendary tee to your cart and get ready to tee off on conformity.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
Kindly review your personalized details attentively, as numerous orders have arrived incomplete. Note that we exclusively dispatch to valid street addresses. Grishko collaborates with reputable shipping partners, including UPS, USPS, DHL, and Yun Express, Yanwen.

SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.

Why Choose the Grishko Collection

Defining modern comfort and timeless style—crafted for every occasion, tailored for every body

Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing

Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable

Natural Fit for Every Body

Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.

Care Made Easy

For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low

Engineered Endurance

Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.

 
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