Strawberry Jams Raccoon Glock Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Step up your holiday game this year with the ultimate conversation starter: the Strawberry Jams Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater. Forget traditional snowflakes and reindeer; this year is all about chaotic internet energy

Strawberry Jams Raccoon Glock Ugly Christmas Sweater | Viral Meme Holiday Edition

The Strawberry Jams Raccoon Ugly Sweater is not just a piece of clothing; it is a statement. This all-over print sweater features a meticulously designed graphic of a stoic raccoon holding a pistol, flanked by jars of strawberry preserves. The caption, “STRAWBERRY JAMS BUT MY GLOCK DON’T,” delivers a punchline that plays on the double meaning of “jam,” making it an instant hit for fans of wordplay and dark humor.

The design is set against a vintage cream background with a “distressed” knit texture effect, giving it that authentic retro look without the scratchiness of actual wool. It is framed by classic Nordic-style holiday borders featuring snowflakes and geometric patterns in deep red, perfectly balancing the edgy central image with traditional Christmas cheer. The inclusion of Japanese text (いちごジャム タヌキ – “Strawberry Jam Raccoon”) adds a vaporwave aesthetic that appeals to modern street-style trends.

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This product is specifically tailored for a unique cross-section of holiday shoppers:

Meme Enthusiasts & Gen Z: Individuals who live on the internet and appreciate “cursed images,” specific niche humor, and viral trends.
Raccoon Lovers: Fans of the internet’s favorite “trash panda” who enjoy merchandise featuring the mischievous animal.
The “Anti-Holiday” Crowd: People who want to participate in festivities but refuse to wear earnest, wholesome designs.
Funny Gift Givers: Shoppers looking for a gag gift that will actually get worn and laughed at during White Elephant or Secret Santa exchanges.

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.