From the veteran-owned brand that brings you unapologetically strong coffee comes a shirt to match. The Stocking Mill Coffee Fair Trade Sometimes Shirt is the perfect piece of apparel for patriots, veterans, and free-thinkers who refuse to be governed by the latest trends. It’s more than just a funny design; it’s a nod to a culture that values freedom, strength, and the courage to laugh at the absurd.

Stocking Mill Coffee Fair Trade Sometimes Shirt – Unapologetic Humor

Forget bland, corporate-approved apparel. The Stocking Mill Coffee Fair Trade Sometimes Shirt is for those who live by their own rules. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter, a declaration, and a piece of wearable satire from a brand that understands what it means to be truly independent.

The shirt features a now-legendary design: a determined-looking frog, ready for anything, standing guard over his precious cargo of coffee beans, transported by a trusty mule. Above this striking image is the brand that stands for quality and an uncompromising attitude: Stocking Mill Coffee. Below it, the punchline that says it all: Fair Trade “Sometimes”.

This Product Is For:

This shirt is designed for the unapologetic American. It’s for the veteran, the active-duty service member, the Second Amendment supporter, the coffee aficionado with a dark sense of humor, and anyone who identifies with the “ungovernable” spirit. If you appreciate the culture of freedom and enjoy humor that cuts through the noise, you’ve found your new favorite tee.

Wear your worldview. The Stocking Mill Coffee “Fair Trade Sometimes” Shirt is more than just fabric and ink—it’s a piece of your identity. It’s a tribute to strong coffee, strong values, and the freedom to laugh out loud.

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.