Step into the Pine Barrens and relive one of television’s funniest moments with the Paulie Walnuts “Interior Decorator” T-Shirt. For fans of HBO’s The Sopranos, few scenes are as iconic as the confused, freezing phone call between Paulie Gualtieri and Tony Soprano.
Sopranos Paulie Walnuts He Killed Sixteen Czechoslow Akians Shirt | Wear the Legend of Pine Barrens
If there is one episode that defines the chaotic brilliance of The Sopranos, it is Season 3, Episode 11: “Pine Barrens.” Lost in the frozen woods of South Jersey, Paulie Walnuts and Christopher Moltisanti descend into paranoia and hunger, leading to a telephone game of epic proportions. This shirt immortalizes the moment Paulie mishears Tony Soprano’s warning about a Russian commando, transforming a deadly “Czechoslovakian” special forces soldier into an… interior decorator.
This graphic tee features a striking, stylized portrait of Paulie Gualtieri, complete with his trademark silver “wings” hairstyle, gold chain, and blue tracksuit. Next to him sits the immortal quote “he killed sixteen czechoslov akians, the guy was an interior decorator“,that highlights exactly why fans love him: he is tough, he is loyal, but he isn’t always the best listener.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.











