Step into the Pine Barrens and relive one of television’s funniest moments with the Paulie Walnuts “Interior Decorator” T-Shirt. For fans of HBO’s The Sopranos, few scenes are as iconic as the confused, freezing phone call between Paulie Gualtieri and Tony Soprano.
Sopranos Paulie Walnuts He Killed Sixteen Czechoslow Akians Shirt | Wear the Legend of Pine Barrens
If there is one episode that defines the chaotic brilliance of The Sopranos, it is Season 3, Episode 11: “Pine Barrens.” Lost in the frozen woods of South Jersey, Paulie Walnuts and Christopher Moltisanti descend into paranoia and hunger, leading to a telephone game of epic proportions. This shirt immortalizes the moment Paulie mishears Tony Soprano’s warning about a Russian commando, transforming a deadly “Czechoslovakian” special forces soldier into an… interior decorator.
This graphic tee features a striking, stylized portrait of Paulie Gualtieri, complete with his trademark silver “wings” hairstyle, gold chain, and blue tracksuit. Next to him sits the immortal quote “he killed sixteen czechoslov akians, the guy was an interior decorator“,that highlights exactly why fans love him: he is tough, he is loyal, but he isn’t always the best listener.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 8 oz Heavy Blend fabric, 50% cotton and 50% polyester with air‑jet yarn for a cozy, pill‑resistant feel.
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.










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