Small Dick Big Heart Shirt
Nov 18
Nov 20 - Nov 24
Nov 27 - Dec 02
Searching for a gag gift that will absolutely dominate the party and be remembered for years? The hunt is over. The Small Dick Big Heart Shirt is the perfect, hilarious blend of shock value, self-deprecating charm, and undeniable wit. It’s the legendary gift you’ve been looking for—ideal for bachelor parties, birthday roasts, or that one friend who’s always the life of the party.
Small Dick Big Heart Tee: The Ultimate Funny Statement
In a culture obsessed with bravado, this shirt flips the script. It’s a hilarious, ironic, and surprisingly charming statement that says you’re in on the joke. You’re confident, you have a killer sense of humor, and you know what really matters. This tee is designed for the bold, the funny, and the brave—the person who isn’t afraid to make a statement and prove that a big heart is the best asset of all.
This shirt is the definition of a “conversation starter.” The design is deceptively simple: a classic, comfortable black t-shirt with bold, white, all-caps text “Small Dick Big Heart “printed clearly on the back. The genius is in the placement. It’s not a forward-facing broadcast; it’s a witty punchline that lands as you walk away, guaranteeing double-takes, laughs, and immediate respect for your audacity.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
