Forget “single” or “taken.” For the truly dedicated Buffalo Bills fan, there’s only one relationship status that truly matters. This hilariousĀ Single Taken Mentally Dating Josh Allen Shirt perfectly captures the devotion of the Bills Mafia, checking the box for “Mentally Dating Josh Allen.”
Mentally Dating Josh Allen Shirt | Funny Buffalo Bills Fan ApparelĀ
Let’s be honest: traditional relationship statuses are complicated. “Single” and “Taken” just don’t cover the complex, one-sided, and deeply passionate commitment you have to the Buffalo Bills’ superstar quarterback. This shirt clears up any and all confusion. Featuring a clean, easy-to-read checklist design, it bypasses the standard options and puts a bold red ‘X’ right where it belongs: “MENTALLY DATING JOSH ALLEN.”
This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a public service announcement. Itās a humorous nod to the loyalty and admiration that Josh Allen, the 2024 MVP, inspires in his fans. As he leads the Bills through the 2025-2026 season, your support (and devotion) is non-negotiable. This shirt is for the fan who analyzes every throw, celebrates every rushing touchdown, and feels every hit as if they were right there on the field with him. Itās the perfect uniform for the dedicated fan who understands that loving Buffalo football is a full-time emotional commitment.












