Praying For All You Hoes Jesus Shirt – Wear Your Humor on Your Sleeve
This is not your grandmother’s church camp t-shirt. The Praying For All You Hoes Jesus Shirt is a masterclass in modern satire, crafted for the discerning individual with a sharp wit and an appreciation for the absurd. The design features a classic depiction of Jesus, halo aglow, kneeling earnestly in prayer beside a rock. The sacred reverence of the image is brilliantly juxtaposed with the bold, arched text: “Praying for all you hoes.” This powerful contrast creates an unforgettable piece that is equal parts shocking, hilarious, and thought-provoking.
Who is this shirt for? It’s for the trendsetters, the meme lords, the e-girls and e-boys, and anyone with a Gen-Z or millennial sense of humor. It’s for the person who scrolls TikTok for fashion inspiration and communicates through shareable content. Our target audience isn’t afraid to be provocative. They are confident, culturally aware individuals who use fashion as a primary form of self-expression. They understand the nuances of ironic humor and appreciate apparel that sparks dialogue.

In a world full of fast fashion and generic designs, dare to be different. The “Praying For All You Hoes” Jesus shirt is more than just fabric and ink—it’s an attitude, a piece of viral history, and a badge of honor for those who navigate life with humor and a touch of rebellion. This is your chance to own a piece of internet legend and make a truly unforgettable impression wherever you go. Don’t just follow trends—set them. Add this iconic, high-quality tee to your collection and let your style do the praying.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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