Looking for a t-shirt that’s as unforgettable as the taste of Malört? Introducing “Pope Leo’s Malort Holy Water Shirt”! This unique yellow tee features a hilarious papal-inspired design that playfully merges religious imagery with the iconic Chicago spirit. Perfect for Malört enthusiasts and anyone with a bold sense of humor, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations.
Pope Leo’s Malort Holy Water – For the Bold and Spirited
Embrace the unexpected with the “Pope Leo’s Malort Holy Water Shirt,” a truly unique and conversation-starting piece of apparel. This eye-catching yellow t-shirt features a bold and intricately designed graphic that playfully juxtaposes the revered imagery of a papal crest with the notoriously pungent spirit, Malört. The crest, rendered in rich reds, blues, and golds, incorporates subtle nods to the iconic flavor profile of Malört, creating a humorous and slightly irreverent visual.
Below the crest, the words “Pope Leo’s” are emblazoned in a classic, slightly gothic font, followed by the unmistakable “MALÖRT” in a strong, assertive typeface. Adding to the whimsical nature of the design, the phrase “HOLY WATER” is printed beneath, completing the witty and memorable statement.
This t-shirt is divinely inspired for:
Have a sense of humor and appreciate witty designs.
Are familiar with and perhaps even enjoy the unique taste of Malört.
Enjoy wearing novelty and conversation-starting apparel.
Appreciate a blend of contrasting themes, such as the sacred and the slightly sacrilegious (in a lighthearted way).
Are looking for a unique and memorable gift for a friend or family member with a similar sensibility.

Don’t miss out on the chance to own this truly distinctive “Pope Leo’s Malort Holy Water Shirt.” It’s more than just clothing; it’s an expression of personality and a testament to the power of a good joke. Add this unique tee to your collection today and let the divine sting of humor brighten your day and the days of those around you!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.










I was forced to pay through Paypal although I didn’t want to. I like the shirt.
Super fast delivery !