Polyamory Is Wrong It Is Either Multiamory Or Polyphilia Shirt
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Polyamory Is Wrong It Is Either Multiamory Or Polyphilia Shirt | for the Grammatically Gifted
Are you the person who instinctively knows the difference between “etymology” and “entomology”? The Polyamory Is Wrong It Is Either Multiamory Or Polyphilia Shirt is the ultimate inside joke for the intellectually playful. It immediately grabs attention with its provocative opening line, only to reveal a punchline rooted in a deep appreciation for classical languages.
This shirt humorously argues for linguistic consistency, pointing out the cardinal sin of mixing Greek and Latin roots. The term “polyamory” combines the Greek “poly” (πολύς), meaning “many,” with the Latin “amor,” meaning “love.” Our design playfully suggests the “correct” and pure alternatives: the all-Latin “multiamory” or the all-Greek “polyphilia.” It’s a subtle, intelligent, and incredibly funny piece of apparel that serves as a secret handshake among fellow word nerds, linguistics students, and members of the polyamorous and ENM (Ethical Non-Monogamy) communities who have a stellar sense of humor.
Don’t settle for ordinary. Elevate your wardrobe with a t-shirt that’s as smart, witty, and unique as you are. The “Polyamory Is Wrong” Etymology Joke Shirt is the perfect fusion of intellectual humor, premium comfort, and standout style. It’s a tribute to the beautiful, messy, and often hilarious rules of language. Order yours today and proudly declare your allegiance to linguistic purity—and a good laugh.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
