Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Shirt
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Jul 25 - Jul 29
Aug 01 - Aug 06
Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Shirt – Unleash Your Unconventional Humor
This Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a bold declaration of a uniquely modern sense of humor. Combining the utterly absurd with a touch of comforting nostalgia, this design is guaranteed to make a lasting impression. The graphic cleverly juxtaposes the jarring phrase “Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys” with the wholesome, familiar sentiment “And There’s No Place Like Home,” complete with charming house-shaped keychains. This hilarious contradiction is the heart of its appeal, creating a piece of wearable art that is both perplexing and brilliant.
Let’s be clear: this shirt isn’t for everyone, and that’s its greatest strength. It’s crafted for the witty, the sarcastic, and the brave. It’s for the person who is the life of the group chat, the connoisseur of niche internet jokes, and the friend who always finds the perfect, slightly inappropriate meme for every situation. The design’s humor lies in its randomness and its ability to short-circuit the brain for a moment. It invites questions, sparks conversations, and instantly identifies you as someone who doesn’t take themselves—or their fashion—too seriously.
Don’t settle for blending in. The “No Place Like Home” Funny Graphic Tee is your chance to wear your humor on your sleeve—literally. By combining a head-turning, audacious phrase with high-quality materials and a comfortable fit, this shirt offers the perfect package of style, comfort, and personality. It’s a conversation starter, a perfect gift, and a powerful tool for self-expression. Embrace the absurd, celebrate your unique wit, and let your t-shirt do all the talking. Add this unforgettable piece to your collection today and prove that truly, there’s no place like home.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
