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Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat
⏳ Production Notice
This item is currently in pre-order status. Production resumes on February 23, 2026. Orders placed now will be processed and shipped after this date. Please keep this in mind before completing your purchase.
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Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat – For a Sense of Humor That Hits Different
Step out and let your hat do the talking. This Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys And There’s No Place Like Home Hat isn’t just another piece of headwear; it’s a conversation starter, a filter for finding your people, and a testament to a sense of humor that’s as sharp as it is specific. Featuring the now-iconic phrase, “pierced titties taste like house keys… and there’s no place like home,” this cap is for the bold, the brave, and the brilliantly bizarre. If you believe life is too short for boring clothes, this is your new uniform.
Let’s be clear: this hat isn’t for everyone. It’s for the person who laughs first at the off-color joke, who appreciates the clever double entendre, and who isn’t afraid to make a statement. You’re part of an exclusive club that finds humor in the unexpected and comfort in the audacious. This cap serves as your membership card. It’s designed for the connoisseurs of adult humor, the fans of edgy online culture, and anyone who wants to inject a dose of unapologetic fun into their daily style.
Why blend in when you were born to stand out? The “Pierced Titties Taste Like House Keys” hat is more than an article of clothing—it’s an attitude. It’s a commitment to living authentically, laughing loudly, and never taking yourself too seriously. Combining superior comfort, durable construction, and a slogan that will go down in history, this is the one accessory you need to complete your look. Dare to be different. Dare to be memorable. Add this legendary cap to your cart today and find out that there truly is no place like home.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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Super fast delivery !