Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos Shirt | The Ultimate Absurdist Humor Meme
This isn’t your average graphic tee. This Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos Shirt is a conversation bomb, a statement piece, and quite possibly the most audacious demand ever printed on cotton. The shirt is the pinnacle of shock humor and internet-native absurdity, designed for a very specific type of individual: the bold, the brave, and the brilliantly bizarre.
In the digital age of August 2025, where trends live and die in a single news cycle, only the truly unique survive. This t-shirt transcends trends by embracing pure, unfiltered absurdity. It’s a wearable meme that speaks volumes without saying anything logical at all. It’s the perfect uniform for:
The Meme Connoisseur: You don’t just follow trends; you understand the esoteric humor that fuels the internet’s underbelly.
The Unconventional Professional: A hilarious statement piece for “casual Fridays” in creative industries, or a commentary on absurd client demands.
The Life of the Party: Guaranteed to be the most talked-about shirt at any gathering, from music festivals to game nights.
The Perfect Gag Gifter: Looking for a gift that will be remembered forever? Your search is emphatically over.

Stop negotiating in tired, conventional terms. It’s time to make your demands clear, specific, and utterly unforgettable. The “Pay Us In Green Floppy Dildos” shirt is more than apparel—it’s an attitude, a community, and a commitment to keeping the world weird. Whether you’re wearing it ironically, as a protest against the mundane, or simply to get a laugh, you’re guaranteed to make an impact. Don’t just blend in. Stand out, be bold, and specify your preferred method of payment. Add this legendary tee to your cart today and let your shirt do the talking.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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