Old Pussy Is Better Than No Pussy Shirt

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Old Pussy Is Better Than No Pussy Shirt – Unleash Your Unfiltered Sense of Humor

Welcome to the pinnacle of provocative fashion. The Old Pussy Is Better Than No Pussy Shirt is engineered for those who live life out loud. It’s a declaration of a specific, mature, and sarcastic brand of comedy that refuses to be ignored. In a culture that often prizes political correctness above all else, this shirt is a refreshing nod to a more candid and audacious form of expression. It’s the perfect piece for the person who is confident, self-assured, and enjoys pushing boundaries.

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The Ultimate Gag Gift and Conversation Starter

Struggling to find a truly unforgettable gift? Look no further. This novelty shirt is the ultimate gag gift for the friend, partner, or family member who has everything—and a wicked sense of humor. It’s an ideal present for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or as a legendary bachelor party accessory. Imagine the laughter and reactions this shirt will provoke. It’s more than a gift; it’s an experience. Beyond its value as a perfect joke present, it’s a powerful conversation starter, instantly signaling to others that you’re approachable, funny, and don’t take life too seriously.

Dare to be different. Dare to be bold. This isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a statement for those who find humor in the unexpected and value experience in all its forms. If you’re ready to add a legendary piece to your collection that’s as fearless as you are, then it’s time to make your move. Add this provocative humor tee to your cart today and wear your wit with pride.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
  • Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.