Not To Self Dianose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked Shirt

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Some days require a warning label. This Not To Self Dianose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked Shirt is it. Combining a classic anime-style graphic with a brutally honest assessment of your current status, it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone with a sense of humor about being at their limit. Wear your “cooked” status like a badge of honor.

Not To Self Dianose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked Shirt – Embrace the Overwhelm

Feeling a little… overdone? Welcome to the club. This Not To Self Dianose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked Shirt is for those moments when the internal monologue gets a little too real. Featuring a classic anime-style character in a moment of frantic realization, this tee perfectly captures the essence of gracefully navigating chaos.

This isn’t just another graphic tee; it’s a cultural artifact. The phrase “Not to Self Diagnose But I Think I’m Fucking Cooked” resonates deeply with a generation fluent in the language of internet humor and shared struggle. It captures the specific feeling of being beyond stressed, past the point of burnout, and into a new territory of humorous acceptance. This shirt takes that feeling and makes it wearable.

The bold, unapologetic text, “Not to Self Diagnose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked,” is a modern-day mantra for the perpetually overwhelmed. It’s a badge of honor for students during finals week, professionals buried in deadlines, and anyone who’s ever looked at their to-do list and thought, “Well, that’s a problem for future me.”

This Product Is For:

This shirt is for the students pulling all-nighters, the gamers deep in a losing streak, the young professionals staring at a mountain of emails, the artists battling creative block, and the parents who just survived another toddler tantrum. It’s for anyone with a sense of humor about life’s pressures and who understands that sometimes, the only logical conclusion is that you are, in fact, “cooked.” It’s the perfect gift for a friend who needs a laugh or a personal treat to acknowledge your own spectacular level of being overwhelmed.

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Not To Self Dianose But I Think Im Fucking Cooked Shirt 5 1

In a world that often demands perfection, the “Not To Self Diagnose But I’m Fucking Cooked” shirt is a refreshing and hilarious rebellion. It’s more than just clothing—it’s a symbol of solidarity, a humorous coping mechanism, and a stylishly designed piece of wearable art. It allows you to wear your exhaustion with a smile and connect with others who get it. For its comfort, quality, and brutally honest charm, this shirt is an essential addition for anyone navigating the beautiful chaos of life.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
  • Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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