Not to Be a Pervert Or Something But I Really Enjoy Spending Time With You Hat
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The Not to Be a Pervert Or Something But I Really Enjoy Spending Time With You Hat is the cap people wear on coffee dates, road trips, weekend errands with their partner, and lazy afternoons with their closest friends. It’s a funny statement hat for anyone who has ever tried to say something sweet and accidentally made it sound weird. The joke opens with a cringe-worthy disclaimer and lands on one of the most sincere things a person can say.
Not to Be a Pervert Or Something But I Really Enjoy Spending Time With You Hat – Awkward Words, Honest Heart
This Not to Be a Pervert hat keeps the design focused on the words, which is exactly why it works. The full phrase sits across the front panel in four stacked lines of lowercase serif lettering, set in deep navy. The lowercase style gives it a soft, mumbled, almost text-message tone, as if the wearer is quietly confessing rather than shouting.
The phrase on this hat works like a comedic bait-and-switch. It begins with “not to be a pervert or something,” a disclaimer that makes the listener brace for something inappropriate. Then it delivers the twist: “but I really enjoy spending time with you.” The punchline is that there was nothing weird to apologize for at all.
The color story is a classic two-tone look: a warm khaki crown paired with a navy brim and a matching navy button on top. The navy text ties directly into the brim, so the whole cap feels coordinated and easy on the eyes. There are no extra graphics, icons, or logos competing for attention. The result is a relaxed dad-hat silhouette with a vintage, low-key vibe that lets the humor do all the talking.
It fits naturally into casual settings: brunch, farmers’ markets, campus walks, theme park days, beach trips, or a movie night with someone special.
Product Details
- Style: Vintage-inspired classic dad hat with a pre-curved brim.
- Design: Embroidered detailing.
- Fit: One-size-fits-most with classic buckle.
- Material: 100% breathable cotton chino twill.
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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
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Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
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| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
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Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
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Not to Be a Pervert Or Something But I Really Enjoy Spending Time With You Hat
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