My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt

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Size

Size Chart

Size Length 1/2 Bust
XS 18 in 15 in
S 19 in 15.5 in
M 21 in 16 in
L 23 in 18 in
XL 25 in 19 in
  • Fabric: 90% polyester 10%cotton
  • Regular fit
  • Classic round neck
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach and dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Size Length 1/2 Bust
XS 46 cm 38 cm
S 48 cm 39.5 cm
M 53 cm 41 cm
L 58 cm 46 cm
XL 63 cm 48 cm
  • Fabric: 90% polyester 10%cotton
  • Regular fit
  • Classic round neck
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach and dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam steam ironing may cause irreversible damage
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.22 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
  • Fabric: (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 320 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 69 cm 104 cm 45 cm 67 cm
M 71 cm 112 cm 48 cm 68 cm
L 74 cm 122 cm 50 cm 68 cm
XL 77 cm 132 cm 53 cm 70 cm
2XL 78 cm 140 cm 56 cm 70 cm
3XL 80 cm 150 cm 59 cm 71 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 62 cm 71 cm
5XL 86 cm 174 cm 65 cm 73 cm
6XL 88 cm 178 cm 67 cm 75 cm
  • Fabric: (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 320 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 27 in 44 in 20 in 24 in
S 28 in 47 in 21 in 25 in
M 28 in 50 in 22 in 25 in
L 28 in 53 in 23 in 26 in
XL 29 in 56 in 24 in 26 in
2XL 30 in 59 in 25 in 27 in
3XL 31 in 62 in 26 in 28 in
4XL 31 in 65 in 26 in 28 in
5XL 32 in 67 in 27 in 29 in
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
XS 69 cm 112 cm 52 cm 62 cm
S 70 cm 120 cm 54 cm 63 cm
M 71 cm 128 cm 56 cm 64 cm
L 72 cm 136 cm 58 cm 66 cm
XL 74 cm 143 cm 60 cm 67 cm
2XL 76 cm 150 cm 63 cm 69 cm
3XL 78 cm 158 cm 65 cm 70 cm
4XL 79 cm 165 cm 67 cm 72 cm
5XL 80 cm 170 cm 69 cm 73 cm
  • Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
  • Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
  • Hoodies have always been the main staple in everyone’s wardrobe. But for the warmer days, you can keep it cool by wearing this sleeveless hoodie instead.
    • Material: 4-way stretch fabric, 95% Poly + 5% Spandex – Soft, breathable, wrinkle-resistant, and very comfortable to wear.
    • Roomy hood with adjustable hood drawstring: A large enough hood can provide additional protection from the chill breeze and keep you looking cool.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 164 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
  • Hoodies have always been the main staple in everyone’s wardrobe. But for the warmer days, you can keep it cool by wearing this sleeveless hoodie instead.
    • Material: 4-way stretch fabric, 95% Poly + 5% Spandex – Soft, breathable, wrinkle-resistant, and very comfortable to wear.
    • Roomy hood with adjustable hood drawstring: A large enough hood can provide additional protection from the chill breeze and keep you looking cool.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 27.16 in 40.94 in 17.71 in 26.37 in
M 27.95 in 44.09 in 18.89 in 26.77 in
L 29.13 in 48.03 in 19.68 in 26.77 in
XL 30.31 in 51.96 in 20.86 in 27.55 in
2XL 30.70 in 55.11 in 22.04 in 27.55 in
3XL 31.49 in 59.05 in 23.22 in 27.95 in
4XL 32.28 in 63.77 in 24.40 in 27.95 in
5XL 33.85 in 68.50 in 25.59 in 28.74 in
6XL 34.64 in 70.07 in 26.37 in 29.52 in
  • Fabric: (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 320 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 69 cm 104 cm 45 cm 67 cm
M 71 cm 112 cm 48 cm 68 cm
L 74 cm 122 cm 50 cm 68 cm
XL 77 cm 132 cm 53 cm 70 cm
2XL 78 cm 140 cm 56 cm 70 cm
3XL 80 cm 150 cm 59 cm 71 cm
4XL 82 cm 162 cm 62 cm 71 cm
5XL 86 cm 174 cm 65 cm 73 cm
6XL 88 cm 178 cm 67 cm 75 cm
  • Fabric: (95% polyester and 5% spandex)
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 320 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Bust Shoulder Length
S 40.2 in 24.4 in 26 in
M 44.1 in 24.8 in 27.2 in
L 48 in 25.6 in 28 in
XL 52 in 26 in 29.1 in
2XL 55.9 in 26.4 in 29.9 in
3XL 59.8 in 26.8 in 31.1 in
4XL 62.2 in 27.2 in 31.9 in
5XL 64.6 in 27.6 in 32.7 in
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
Size Bust Shoulder Length
S 102 cm 62 cm 66 cm
M 112 cm 63 cm 69 cm
L 122 cm 65 cm 71 cm
XL 132 cm 66 cm 74 cm
2XL 142 cm 67 cm 76 cm
3XL 152 cm 68 cm 79 cm
4XL 158 cm 69 cm 81 cm
5XL 164 cm 70 cm 83 cm
  • 360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
  • Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
 
  • Fabric: 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex
  • Regular fit
  • Classic round neck
  • Fabric Weight: 190 g/m².
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach and dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
 
  • Fabric: 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex
  • Regular fit
  • Classic round neck
  • Fabric Weight: 190 g/m².
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach and dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 29.92 in 37.00 in 16.92 in
M 30.70 in 41.73 in 17.71 in
L 32.28 in 44.88 in 18.89 in
XL 32.67 in 48.81 in 20.07 in
2XL 33.07 in 52.75 in 21.65 in
3XL 34.64 in 56.69 in 22.83 in
4XL 35.82 in 60.62 in 24.01 in
5XL 37.00 in 64.56 in 25.19 in
6XL 38.18 in 68.50 in 26.37 in
 
SIZE LENGTH BUST SHOULDER
S 76 cm 94 cm 43 cm
M 78 cm 106 cm 45 cm
L 82 cm 114 cm 48 cm
XL 83 cm 124 cm 51 cm
2XL 84 cm 134 cm 55 cm
3XL 88 cm 144 cm 58 cm
4XL 91 cm 154 cm 61 cm
5XL 94 cm 165 cm 64 cm
6XL 97 cm 174 cm 67 cm
   
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Get ready to turn heads and spark laughter with My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt. This isn’t just another standard graphic tee; it’s a wearable punchline designed for those who don’t take life too seriously and absolutely love being the center of attention wherever they go.

My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt – The Comedy Statement

The My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches Shirt aesthetic to deliver a hilariously modern, crude joke. The contrasting collar and sleeve cuffs give it a nostalgic, retro bowling-league vibe, which perfectly juxtaposes the absolutely unhinged text printed across the chest. The typography is presented in a bold, capitalized, highly legible retro font, ensuring that the joke can be read from across the room.

The brilliance of this phrase lies in its classic bait-and-switch dad-joke structure. The sentence starts by setting up an expectation of a crude, boastful statement regarding anatomy (“My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches…“). However, instead of delivering a predictable punchline, it pivots into a bizarre, literal pun based on units of measurement (“…But It Smells Like A Foot“). Because twelve inches equal one foot, the joke twists a boast into a highly self-deprecating, utterly absurd admission about hygiene. It relies on misdirection, forcing the reader’s brain to connect the math with the bodily humor for an immediate comedic payoff.

My Weiner Isn't 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt
My Weiner Isn’t 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt

Product Specifications:

  • Available Styles: T-Shirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Zip Hoodie, and Ugly Sweater.
  • Target/Fit: Men, Women, and Youth.
  • Inclusive Sizing: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
  • Material: High-quality, breathable Cotton-Polyester blend.
  • Origin: Proudly Made in the United States.

Garment Care & Longevity

  • Washing: Turn inside out and use a cold, gentle cycle with like colors.
  • Detergent: Avoid harsh chemicals or bleach to preserve fabric softeness and color.
  • Drying: Air drying is recommended; however, you may use a low-heat tumble setting.

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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.

International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
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Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
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Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.

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If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.

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