My Red Flags In Women Purple Or Blue Hair Large Septum Ring Has A Penis Shirt – Declare Your Preferences
Step out and make an undeniable statement with our My Red Flags In Women Purple Or Blue Hair Large Septum Ring Has A Penis Shirt. Expertly designed for the man with a bold sense of humor and a clear set of preferences, this shirt is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. In an age of ambiguity, this tee offers hilarious clarity, listing a very specific set of dating deal-breakers in a clean, minimalist design.
The text, “MY RED FLAGS IN WOMEN: – PURPLE OR BLUE HAIR – LARGE SEPTUM RING – HAS A PENIS,” is printed in a bold, sans-serif font that is impossible to ignore. It’s designed for a specific audience that appreciates edgy, dark humor and isn’t afraid to challenge modern sensibilities. Whether you’re at a casual get-together, a bar, or a social event, this shirt acts as an instant filter, attracting like-minded individuals and sparking memorable discussions. It’s the ultimate statement piece for the man who is confident in his views and enjoys a laugh.

Don’t settle for blending in. In a world that often demands conformity, choose to stand out with conviction and a touch of audacious humor. This “My Red Flags” T-shirt is the perfect addition to the wardrobe of any man who is unapologetically himself. It’s comfortable, durable, and designed to make an impact. Add this bold statement tee to your cart today and wear your humor with pride.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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