Celebrate the wonderfully exhausting journey of motherhood with a tee that says it all! The My Mom Has Everything Except A Pulse Shirt combines witty commentary with a cool, quirky design. If your mom (or you!) knows the feeling of being blissfully checked out or just plain tired, this comfortable and funny skeleton tee is the perfect wardrobe addition.

My Mom Has Everything Except A Pulse Shirt – Chill Mom Vibes

This My Mom Has Everything Except A Pulse Shirt isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a statement piece dripping with relatable, dark humor. The phrase “My Mom Has Everything Except A Pulse” cleverly plays on the idea of a mom who either has everything she could possibly need or is so incredibly chill and laid-back that she’s practically achieved zen-like stillness.

Complementing the witty text is an equally amusing graphic. The design features a cartoon skeleton, the universal symbol of having no pulse, lounging comfortably on a beach chair. Complete with a sun hat and a refreshing drink, this skeleton isn’t spooky; it’s the embodiment of ‘unbothered.’ It’s chilling out, literally.

This Product Is For:

Sons, daughters, partners, and friends looking for a funny, unique gift for a mom.
Moms who appreciate sarcastic humor, dark jokes, or witty observations about motherhood.
Anyone who loves quirky, graphic tees with a humorous twist.
People looking for a casual, comfortable shirt that’s also a conversation starter.
Fans of skeleton graphics or lighthearted takes on morbid themes, perhaps even for Halloween.
Individuals who relate to feeling utterly exhausted or incredibly relaxed.

Inject some humor into Mom’s wardrobe with the My Mom Has Everything Except A Pulse Shirt. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the perpetually chill or hilariously exhausted mom. Combining a witty slogan, a fun graphic, and comfortable wear, this tee is the perfect way to show appreciation and share a laugh. It’s unique, relatable, and sure to become a go-to favorite. Don’t wait – give the gift of laughter today!

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.