My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unwashed Produce Into Diarrhea Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Chart & Product Information

Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Width is measured across the front, not around the body. Centimeters are converted from inches and rounded to one decimal place. Use the chart for the exact product code you order. Size availability may vary by color.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 45.7 cm 71.1 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.7 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61.0 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 66.0 cm 81.3 cm
3XL 71.1 cm 83.8 cm
4XL 76.2 cm 86.4 cm
5XL 81.3 cm 88.9 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz.
  • Solid colors: 100% cotton. Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester; Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Classic unisex fit with reinforced neck and shoulder seams and a removable label.
  • 6XL is offered in select colors; it is excluded here because the published chart has an inconsistent length value.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66.0 cm
L 54.0 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59.1 cm 71.1 cm
2XL 64.1 cm 72.4 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm

Product Information

  • Preshrunk cotton construction. Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester; Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather and Graphite Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Scoop neckline and a slightly tapered, side-seamed fit.
  • Double-needle stitching with a seamless ribbed neckline.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66.0 cm
M 55.9 cm 68.6 cm
L 61.0 cm 71.1 cm
XL 66.0 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71.1 cm 76.2 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz. Current CustomCat listing: 55% cotton / 45% polyester.
  • Air-jet yarn gives the fleece a softer surface.
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband include spandex; seams use double-needle stitching.
  • Care: machine wash cold and tumble dry low.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 27 in
M 22 in 28 in
L 24 in 29 in
XL 26 in 30 in
2XL 28 in 31 in
3XL 30 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 68.6 cm
M 55.9 cm 71.1 cm
L 61.0 cm 73.7 cm
XL 66.0 cm 76.2 cm
2XL 71.1 cm 78.7 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz. Current CustomCat listing: 55% cotton / 45% polyester.
  • Unisex pullover with a front pouch pocket and double-needle stitching.
  • Air-jet yarn creates a smooth surface with reduced pilling.
  • Care: machine wash cold and tumble dry low.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 45.7 cm 71.1 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.7 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61.0 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 66.0 cm 81.3 cm
3XL 71.1 cm 83.8 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz. Preshrunk cotton jersey; Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Seamless 7/8-inch collar with double-needle stitching.
  • Reinforced neck and shoulder seams and a double-needle bottom hem.
  • The current product page lists S through 3XL.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52.1 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.3 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz. Solid colors: 100% cotton.
  • Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester; Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Seamless 3/4-inch collar with double-needle stitching, reinforced shoulder seams and a removable label.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16.25 in 26 in
S 18.25 in 27 in
M 20.25 in 28 in
L 22.25 in 29 in
XL 24.25 in 30 in
2XL 26.25 in 31 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 41.3 cm 66.0 cm
S 46.4 cm 68.6 cm
M 51.4 cm 71.1 cm
L 56.5 cm 73.7 cm
XL 61.6 cm 76.2 cm
2XL 66.7 cm 78.7 cm

Product Information

  • Bella + Canvas 3480 is a unisex jersey tank with side seams.
  • Standard fabric: 4.2 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton.
  • Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Grey Heather: 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Triblend colors: 3.8 oz., 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon.
  • The current product page lists XS through 2XL.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15.25 in 18.25 in
S 15.875 in 19.25 in
M 16.5 in 19.75 in
L 17.375 in 20.375 in
XL 18.25 in 21 in
2XL 19.125 in 21.625 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 38.7 cm 46.4 cm
S 40.3 cm 48.9 cm
M 41.9 cm 50.2 cm
L 44.1 cm 51.8 cm
XL 46.4 cm 53.3 cm
2XL 48.6 cm 54.9 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 3.7 oz. Standard blend: 65% polyester / 35% viscose.
  • Athletic Heather: 52% polyester / 48% viscose.
  • Draped silhouette with a round neckline and racerback.
  • CustomCat describes this style as running small and recommends one size up for a fuller fit.
  • Length is measured on the front, from the lowest point of the neckline to the bottom seam.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 17 in 21.25 in
YM 18 in 22.5 in
YL 19 in 24 in
YXL 20 in 25.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 43.2 cm 54.0 cm
YM 45.7 cm 57.2 cm
YL 48.3 cm 61.0 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 64.8 cm

Product Information

  • Fabric weight: 7.75 oz.; 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
  • Youth hoodie without a drawcord.
  • CustomCat recommends one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; compare garment measurements before selecting a size.
  • Print method: DIGISOFT®.
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Make a hilarious statement with My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unwashed Produce Into Diarrhea Shirt. This viral meme shirt captures the all-too-relatable struggle of hastily eating unwashed fruits and vegetables. Perfect for casual outings, parties, or internet culture conventions, this top guarantees you will be the center of attention wherever you go.

My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unwashed Produce Into Diarrhea Shirt – Hilarious Meme Apparel

If you have ever wanted your wardrobe to speak your unspoken truths, the My Body Is A Machine Shirt is exactly what you have been searching for. This item features a stark, deadpan typographic layout that perfectly juxtaposes a clinical font with an absolutely absurd message.

At its core, the phrase “My Body Is A Machine That Turns Unwashed Produce Into Diarrhea” is a masterclass in comedic juxtaposition. Society frequently uses the metaphor “the body is a machine” to describe peak athletic performance, strict diets, and optimization. This quote flips that inspirational trope on its head by pointing out the machine’s most inconvenient, fragile, and humiliating “function.” It highlights the universal human experience of making a slight dietary misstep—like eating an unwashed grape at the grocery store—and facing immediate, unglamorous biological consequences. It is the comedy of absolute vulnerability.

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Product Details & Care Guide:

Sizes: S to 5XL (S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL)
Styles Available: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Raglan
Material: Cotton for comfort & breathability
Fit: Regular fit, true to size
Colors: Multiple color options available
Origin: Made in USA
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (inside-out), use mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print. Avoid dry cleaning.

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.

International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.

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Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.

Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.

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    Wow, all three! Website was standard e-commerce, customer service promptly responded to my questions twice — though a bit indirectly, delivery tracking was a bit of a black box but once item cleared New Jersey customs I knew it was on its way.