Merry Christmas Assholes Santa 2026 Christmas Ugly Sweater
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The Merry Christmas Assholes Santa 2026 Christmas Ugly Sweater is for adults who show up to December ugly sweater parties, holiday bar crawls, and late-night gift exchanges ready to make the whole room laugh. It fits right in on National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day, which lands on Friday, December 18, 2026, and at any friends-only celebration where the dress code is “festive, but make it funny.”
Merry Christmas Assholes Santa 2026 Christmas Ugly Sweater – Santa’s Done Being Nice
The front of the Merry Christmas Assholes Santa Christmas Ugly Sweater centers on a bold Santa illustration. He wears his red hat with a white pom-pom, dark round sunglasses, and a full white beard with a cigar tucked into his grin. One red-gloved hand flips the middle finger while the other holds a green beer can, giving him the energy of someone who’s off the clock.
The lettering frames the scene: “Merry” in red script at the top, “CHRISTMAS” in large arched green block letters, and “Assholes” in green script at the bottom. The bright green pops sharply against the deep red background, so the message reads clearly from across a room.
Around the graphic, the sweater follows the traditional ugly Christmas sweater look, with white snowflake bands across the chest, hem, and sleeves, plus small scattered snowflake dots throughout. The back keeps the same snowflake borders and dotted pattern without the graphic. That contrast is what makes the design work: from behind it looks like a cozy, classic holiday sweater, and from the front the punchline lands.
- Fit: Adult & Kid sizes available
- Sizes: Toddler 2T–5T, Youth XS–XL, Adult S–6XL
- Origin: Made in USA
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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
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