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Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead Shirt
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Let’s face it, sometimes life throws you curveballs. This Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead Shirt perfectly captures those moments when you just want to throw your hands up and acknowledge the absurdity of it all. It’s a darkly funny take on the struggles we all face, and a great way to show off your cynical side.
Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead Shirt – Embrace the Dark Side
This Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead Shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s a brutally honest, darkly humorous statement piece for those who appreciate a touch of cynicism and aren’t afraid to show it. The bold, red text stands out against the classic black background, ensuring the message is clear and impactful.
The phrase “Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead” is a blunt, somewhat nihilistic take on the challenges and ultimate end that everyone faces. It’s a phrase that resonates with those who have a darker sense of humor, appreciate irony, and aren’t afraid to confront the less pleasant aspects of existence. It’s a conversation starter, a way to express a particular mood, and a reflection of a specific worldview.
So, if you’re ready to wear your worldview on your sleeve (literally!), this is the Life’s A Bitch Then You Drop Dead Shirt for you. It’s comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to get a reaction. Order yours now and let the world know you’re not afraid to face the realities of life with a bit of dark humor.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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