Johannes Midgardr I Only Date Flat Earthers Shirt

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Find the ultimate funny dating shirt or unique novelty tee right here. The Johannes Midgardr I Only Date Flat Earthers Shirt combines classic comfort with a hilariously controversial slogan. Whether you’re poking fun at fringe theories, making a sarcastic comment on the dating pool, or just love outlandish statements, this shirt is designed for maximum impact and laughs.

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Navigate the dating world with Johannes Midgardr I Only Date Flat Earthers Shirt ! This t-shirt boldly proclaims “I Only Date Flat Earthers,” instantly setting you apart. Is it a genuine requirement? A piece of peak sarcasm? A test to see who gets the joke? That’s for you to know and for others to ponder. This shirt is designed for maximum impact, featuring crisp, clear white lettering against a classic black background, ensuring the message is seen loud and clear.

Who Needs This Shirt 
This t-shirt is tailor-made for a diverse crowd united by a love for the amusing and absurd. It’s perfect for:

The Sarcastic Soul: Anyone who appreciates irony and dry wit will understand the humor immediately.
The Novelty Tee Collector: Add a truly unique and specific piece to your collection of statement shirts.
The Conspiracy Theory Humorist: If you enjoy lightheartedly poking fun at fringe beliefs, this is your uniform.
The Bold Dater: Maybe you are serious? Either way, it shows you know what you want (or what makes you laugh).
Gift Givers: Searching for a hilariously unique present for a friend with a specific sense of humor? Look no further.

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Embrace the absurdity, declare your unique (or ironic) dating standards, and get ready for the reactions. The Johannes Midgardr I Only Date Flat Earthers Shirt combines bold humor with everyday comfort and quality. It’s the perfect way to showcase your personality, spark conversations, and maybe, just maybe, find someone who shares your worldview… or at least your sense of humor. Add this standout piece to your wardrobe today and wear your preferences proudly!

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
  • Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
  • Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
  • Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
  • Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
  • Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
  • Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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