Joe Weisenthal Ruthless Utility Maximiser Shirt

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Are you searching for apparel that reflects your logical, goal-oriented mindset? The Joe Weisenthal Ruthless Utility Maximiser Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s an emblem for a specific way of thinking. Dive into the world of strategic decision-making and discover how this unique t-shirt can become a staple for those who value efficiency and optimal outcomes above all else.

Joe Weisenthal Ruthless Utility Maximiser Shirt – Wear Your Analytical Prowess

Make a bold statement with our “Ruthless Utility Maximiser” t-shirt. This classic white tee features crisp, black, sans-serif lettering that clearly proclaims your strategic and analytical nature. The term “Ruthless Utility Maximiser” might sound intense, but it represents a core concept in fields ranging from economics to artificial intelligence – the unwavering pursuit of a defined goal. Wearing the shirt is a nod to this intellectual framework, a way to signal an appreciation for strategy, logic, and the art of getting things done effectively.

This Product Is For:

Economists and Students of Economics: Who understand the foundational concept of utility maximisation.
AI Researchers and Enthusiasts: Familiar with the “paperclip maximiser” thought experiment and discussions around AI alignment and goals.
Game Theorists and Strategists: Who appreciate the art of optimal decision-making.
Programmers and Engineers: Who often think in terms of optimisation and efficiency.
Entrepreneurs and Business Leaders: Driven by achieving targets and maximising outcomes.
Philosophers and Thinkers: Who enjoy exploring complex ethical and rational concepts.
Individuals with a Dry, Intellectual Sense of Humor: Who appreciate the slightly provocative nature of the statement.
Anyone who prides themselves on their logical, focused, and efficient approach to tasks and goals.

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The Joe Weisenthal Ruthless Utility Maximiser Shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s an identity. It’s for those who see the world through a lens of optimisation, who strive for efficiency, and who aren’t afraid to embrace their inner strategist. If you’re looking for a way to wear your intellect and your ambition, this is the shirt for you. It’s a subtle yet powerful statement in a world that often values noise over signal. Choose clarity, choose focus, choose to maximise.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
Kindly review your personalized details attentively, as numerous orders have arrived incomplete. Note that we exclusively dispatch to valid street addresses. Grishko collaborates with reputable shipping partners, including UPS, USPS, DHL, and Yun Express, Yanwen.

SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.

Why Choose the Grishko Collection

Defining modern comfort and timeless style—crafted for every occasion, tailored for every body

Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing

Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable

Natural Fit for Every Body

Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.

Care Made Easy

For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low

Engineered Endurance

Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.

 
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  1. TS

    Super fast delivery !