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It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Biscuits Shirt
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If you’ve been searching for the It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Biscuits Shirt, you’ve landed in the right place. This iconic tee, featuring a gun-toting cowboy frog perched on a stack of biscuits, has become a must-have for lovers of internet humor and surrealist style. This article dives deep into what makes this shirt more than just apparel—it’s a piece of viral art that lets you wear your quirky personality on your sleeve.
It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Biscuits Shirt – The Viral Meme Tee You Need
Embrace the pinnacle of internet humor with our It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Biscuits Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a conversation starter, and a tribute to the wonderfully weird corners of online culture. The shirt features a delightfully absurd design: a charming green frog, looking dapper in a cowboy hat, perched confidently atop a stack of fluffy biscuits while holding a tiny pistol. Surrounded by celebratory sparkles, this amphibian means business.
This Product Is For:
Fans of internet memes and viral humor.
Lovers of frogs, cowboys, and surreal art.
Individuals with a unique and quirky sense of style.
Anyone looking for a fun, attention-grabbing t-shirt.
Gift-givers seeking a hilarious and memorable present for friends, family, or partners with a great sense of humor.
The “It’s Not Clocking To You That I’m Standing On Biscuits” shirt is more than apparel—it’s an experience. It’s an invitation to embrace the weird, to start conversations, and to wear your unique sense of humor with pride. In a world that can often be too serious, this tee is a reminder to find joy in the nonsensical. Don’t let the moment pass you by. It’s time to let everyone know that you, like the heroic frog, are standing confidently on your biscuits.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
Shipping is available to P.O. Box addresses; however, we are currently unable to deliver to military APO/FPO locations.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.
Quick FAQ
What are the shipping costs?
USA Shipping: Flat rate $5.99 for all orders.
International Shipping: Starting from $13.00 (calculated at checkout).
Can I order this item now?
Yes. Grishko.com is an independent store with on-demand production. Simply select your style, add to cart, and checkout.
How do I pick the right size?
Check the Size Chart on the product page for exact measurements.
- Units: Our charts provide measurements in both Inches and Centimeters (CM).
- Pro Tip: Lay a shirt you already own flat, measure the width and length, then match it to our chart. This is the best way to ensure a perfect fit!
Can I cancel or change my order?
Yes, but you must act fast. We allow a 6-hour window after ordering for any changes or cancellations.
Returns & Refunds
- 30-Day Policy: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery if the item is damaged, the wrong size, or not as described.
- Process: Email support with photos before returning and always keep your tracking number.
Quick Care Guide
- Apparel: Wash cold, avoid harsh bleach, dry gently or air dry.
- Accessories: Wipe clean and keep dry.
- Home Goods: Follow the printed label instructions.
Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 12 reviews
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Very nice shirt..very quick shipping