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It’s Not A War Crime If You Win Shirt
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Tired of playing by the rules? Do you believe that history is written by the victors? Then this It’s Not A War Crime If You Win Shirt is your new uniform. Featuring everyone’s favorite lasagna-loving, Monday-hating cat in full military garb, this tee lets you express your inner (and maybe slightly twisted) strategist with a wink and a nod.
It’s Not A War Crime If You Win Shirt – Embrace Dark Humor
This It’s Not A War Crime If You Win Shirt showcases a classic illustration of Garfield, but with a decidedly militaristic twist. He’s decked out in full combat gear, complete with a helmet, and a confident (or is it smug?) expression on his face. Above him, the text boldly proclaims, “IT’S NOT A WAR CRIME,” and below, the punchline delivers: “IF YOU WIN.”
Fans of Dark Humor: Individuals who appreciate edgy jokes and aren’t afraid to push boundaries with their sense of humor.
Garfield Enthusiasts: Collectors of unique Garfield merchandise and those who enjoy seeing the character in unexpected scenarios.
Gamers: Those who relate to the “win at all costs” mentality, whether in video games or tabletop strategy games.
History Buffs: People with an interest in military history and the often-complex moral questions that arise during times of conflict.
Statement-Makers: Individuals who enjoy wearing clothing that expresses a bold opinion or provokes thought.
Conversation Starters: This shirt is a unique.
The It’s Not A War Crime If You Win Shirt is more than just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a darkly humorous reflection on the nature of power. Whether you wear it for a laugh, to provoke thought, or simply because you love Garfield, this tee is guaranteed to make an impression. Get yours today and embrace the victor’s mindset (at least in your wardrobe).
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-4 of 4 reviews
I was forced to pay through Paypal although I didn’t want to. I like the shirt.
Super fast delivery !