I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt
Apr 28
Apr 30 - May 02
May 07 - May 12
Are you tired of the drama? Do you prefer a witty comeback to a physical altercation? Then this I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt is your new uniform. The shirt perfectly encapsulates that feeling when you’re just over it, but still want to deliver a verbal jab that will leave them speechless (and maybe a little confused).
I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt – Declare Your Truce
This I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt isn’t your average graphic tee. It’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a declaration of a very specific kind of truce. The bold, unapologetic text – “I’m too old to fight, I’ll just fuck your mom. See you at breakfast, sport.” – is printed in a clear, easy-to-read font, ensuring your message is received loud and clear.
The Wisecracking Dad: The dad who’s got a comeback for everything and isn’t afraid to use it. He’s the king of dad jokes, but he’s also got a sharp wit that can cut like a knife.
The Sarcastic Uncle: The uncle who always has a mischievous glint in his eye and a playful insult ready to go. He’s the life of the party, even if he’s sometimes a little inappropriate.
The Retired Athlete: The former competitor who’s traded in their gloves or cleats for a more relaxed lifestyle. They might not be able to throw down like they used to, but they’ve still got that competitive fire (and a wicked sense of humor).
Anyone with a Bold Sense of Humor: This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for those who embrace edgy humor and aren’t afraid to make a statement.
Gift Givers Looking for a Laugh: If you’re searching for a unique and hilarious gift for a friend or family member, this tee is guaranteed to get a reaction.
The I’m Too Old To Fight I’ll Just Fuck Your Mom See You At Breakfast Sport Shirt is more than just a shirt; it’s an attitude. It’s a way to say, “I’m too old for this nonsense, but I’m still a force to be reckoned with.” It’s a humorous, bold, and surprisingly comfortable way to express yourself. So, ditch the drama, embrace the breakfast truce, and let your t-shirt do the talking. Order yours today and prepare for the reactions – and the breakfast invitations.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
