I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt
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Forget subtle hints. This is the ultimate I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt for the unapologetic Diet Coke enthusiast. Combining pure devotion with a wicked sense of humor, it’s the perfect way to show the world where your loyalty lies and share a laugh with those who get it.
I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt – A Shirt That Understands the Assignment
Declare your undying, slightly concerning love for the crisp, bubbly perfection of Diet Coke with this I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt . This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement. It’s for those who measure their day in cans, not hours. The shirt boldly proclaims: “I’M EITHER DRINKING DIET COKE, ABOUT TO DRINK DIET COKE, THINKING ABOUT DIET COKE, OR PISSING OUT KIDNEY STONES.”
This Product Is For:
This shirt is for the true Diet Coke connoisseur. It’s for the person whose car cup holders are never empty, who considers the sound of a can opening to be a sacred ritual, and who understands that “water” is just something you use to make coffee… which you drink between Diet Cokes. It’s the perfect gift for your best friend, coworker, or family member who speaks the language of aspartame and lives the low-calorie, high-caffeine lifestyle with a sense of humor.
Embrace your obsession. This shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a badge of honor for the unapologetic Diet Coke lover. It says everything so you don’t have to. Add this legendary tee to your cart and wear your hilarious truth with pride.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
