Forget subtle hints. This is the ultimate I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt for the unapologetic Diet Coke enthusiast. Combining pure devotion with a wicked sense of humor, it’s the perfect way to show the world where your loyalty lies and share a laugh with those who get it.

I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt – A Shirt That Understands the Assignment

Declare your undying, slightly concerning love for the crisp, bubbly perfection of Diet Coke with this I’m Either Drinking Diet Coke About To Drink Diet Coke Thingking About Diet Coke Or Pissing Out Kidney Stones Shirt . This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement. It’s for those who measure their day in cans, not hours. The shirt boldly proclaims: “I’M EITHER DRINKING DIET COKE, ABOUT TO DRINK DIET COKE, THINKING ABOUT DIET COKE, OR PISSING OUT KIDNEY STONES.”

This Product Is For:

This shirt is for the true Diet Coke connoisseur. It’s for the person whose car cup holders are never empty, who considers the sound of a can opening to be a sacred ritual, and who understands that “water” is just something you use to make coffee… which you drink between Diet Cokes. It’s the perfect gift for your best friend, coworker, or family member who speaks the language of aspartame and lives the low-calorie, high-caffeine lifestyle with a sense of humor.

Embrace your obsession. This shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a badge of honor for the unapologetic Diet Coke lover. It says everything so you don’t have to. Add this legendary tee to your cart and wear your hilarious truth with pride.

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.