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If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart Shirt
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In a world where sometimes you just need a good laugh, and sometimes you need to tell someone off without actually saying it, our If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart Shirt is here to save the day. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a mood, and maybe even a little bit of a warning to those who might try to cross you.
If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart Shirt – Unicorn’s Blunt Truth
This If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart Shirt showcases a vibrant, rainbow-colored unicorn in a rather unconventional pose, highlighting its back end. This playful and slightly rebellious image is paired with the unapologetic phrase, “If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart.” The combination of the mythical creature, known for its purity and grace, with such a blunt and humorous statement creates a delightful contrast that is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
This t-shirt is perfect for anyone with a strong sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. It’s ideal for those who value honesty, even when it’s a bit blunt, and aren’t afraid to express their opinions. This shirt is for the individual who appreciates a good laugh, loves unique and eye-catching designs, and enjoys making a statement without saying a word.
In conclusion, the If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement piece that combines humor, attitude, and comfort. It’s a way to express your personality, make people laugh, and maybe even give a gentle nudge to those who need a reminder to be more considerate.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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Super fast delivery !