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If God Hadn’t Wanted Machine Guns He Wouldn’t Have Made All Those Armadillos Shirt
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If God Hadn’t Wanted Machine Guns He Wouldn’t Have Made All Those Armadillos Shirt – Wear Your Wit Proudly
Declare your stance with a smile. This If God Hadn’t Wanted Machine Guns He Wouldn’t Have Made All Those Armadillos Shirt isn’t your average, run-of-the-mill pro-gun apparel. Our shirt features the brilliantly absurd and unforgettable line: “IF GOD HADN’T WANTED MACHINE GUNS! HE WOULDN’T HAVE MADE ALL THOSE ARMADILLOS!” This clever and hilarious slogan offers a fresh, lighthearted take on Second Amendment pride, making it the perfect piece for those who prefer their statements to be served with a side of wit. Crafted for comfort and designed to last, this t-shirt is the ideal way to showcase your personality, your principles, and your fantastic sense of humor. It’s a statement piece that’s both bold and approachable, inviting laughter and camaraderie wherever you go.
Don’t just wear a shirt—make a statement that’s as smart and funny as you are. The “Armadillo Machine Guns” tee is the perfect fusion of principle, personality, and premium quality. It’s a tribute to freedom, a nod to humor, and a surefire way to brighten anyone’s day. Stand out from the crowd and show the world that you can be serious about your rights while still having a good laugh. Add this legendary shirt to your cart today and let your apparel do the talking!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
Shipping is available to P.O. Box addresses; however, we are currently unable to deliver to military APO/FPO locations.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.
Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 13 reviews
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Very nice shirt..very quick shipping