I Wasn’t Hired For My Disposition Shirt – More Than Apparel—It’s an Attitude

Welcome to your new favorite shirt. Bold, unapologetic, and brutally honest, the I Wasn’t Hired For My Disposition Shirt is the definitive piece of apparel for the modern professional who knows their worth. Printed in a strong, no-nonsense font, this message is instantly relatable to anyone whose performance review has ever read “excellent work, could be more cheerful.” This isn’t just a funny t-shirt; it’s a badge of honor. It signifies your entry into a club of highly competent individuals who are there to solve problems, create amazing things, and excel in their roles—all while saving the pleasantries for someone else. In today’s competitive work environment, this shirt celebrates the most important asset you have: your skill.

Who Is This Sarcastic Work Shirt For?

You’re an IT professional, engineer, or developer who communicates more fluently in code than in corporate jargon.
You’re a skilled tradesperson—a mechanic, electrician, or builder—whose hands do the magic while you keep the commentary to a minimum.
You’re a lab technician, researcher, or analyst who is far more passionate about data than drama.
You’re an artist, writer, or designer who is in a deep, committed relationship with your creative process and can’t be disturbed.
You are simply an office worker with a dry wit and a low tolerance for inefficiency, who has earned the respect of your peers through sheer competence.

Stop trying to be everything to everyone. Embrace your role as the resident expert, the problem-solver, the one they call when things get serious. This shirt is your permission slip to be your authentic, brilliant, and perhaps slightly surly self. It’s comfortable, hilarious, and impeccably made. Let your wardrobe reflect your reality and your value.

Order your “I Wasn’t Hired For My Disposition” shirt today and let your performance speak for itself!

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.