I Put The UTI In Cutie Shirt – Wear Your Wit with Pride

This isn’t just another graphic tee; it’s a declaration. The I Put The UTI In Cutie Shirt is for the select few who walk the fine line between adorable and ailment, who understand that the best way to deal with life’s little discomforts is with a heavy dose of irreverent humor. It’s a wearable piece of wit, designed to elicit knowing chuckles, sympathetic nods, and the occasional confused stare—and frankly, you wouldn’t have it any other way. If your personality is a blend of sweet, sassy, and “currently complaining to my group chat about my symptoms,” then this is your new uniform.

A Sarcastic Masterpiece for a Unique Audience

This shirt was specifically designed with a few special people in mind. Are you one of them?

• The Chronic Illness Warrior: For members of the “spoonie” community and anyone navigating the world with a chronic condition, humor is a superpower.
• The Medical Professional: Nurses, doctors, med students, and lab techs—we see you. After a long shift dealing with the human body in all its messy glory, a little gallows humor is practically a requirement.
• The Dark Humor Aficionado: You’re the one who sends the most unhinged memes, whose comedy recommendations are always a bit dark, and who believes that sarcasm is a love language.
• The Perfect Gag Gifter: Searching for a gift that is genuinely funny, shockingly specific, and absolutely unforgettable? Your quest is over.

Why settle for boring when you can be iconic? The “I Put The UTI In Cutie” shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a statement of resilience, a nod to a shared understanding, and a guaranteed way to inject some much-needed humor into the world. It’s a high-quality, comfortable, and unapologetically funny piece of apparel that lets you own your story with a smile. Don’t just tell people you’re a cutie with a dark side—show them. Add this masterpiece of medical humor to your cart today and wear your wit on your sleeve.

Product Specifications:

• Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
• Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
• Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
• Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
• Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
• Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
• Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
• Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.