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I Must Be A Vet The Way I’m Putting Down These Dogs Shirt
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Feb 24 - Feb 27
I Must Be A Vet The Way I’m Putting Down These Dogs Shirt | Funny Meme & Dark Humor
Unleash your comedic genius and masterful command of irony with the must-have graphic tee of the year. This I Must Be A Vet The Way I’m Putting Down These Dogs Shirt doesn’t just speak; it shouts, leaving a trail of laughter and bewildered expressions in its wake. It’s the perfect uniform for the modern-day epicurean who enjoys a good hot dog as much as a killer punchline.
At first glance, the shirt presents a wholesome image: a friendly veterinarian caring for an adorable dog. But the bold text, “I MUST BE A VET THE WAY I’M PUTTING DOWN THESE DOGS,” hilariously shatters that initial impression. The genius lies in the brilliant double entendre, juxtaposing the solemn duties of a veterinarian with the colloquial act of devouring hot dogs. This clever wordplay is designed for the sharp-witted individual who finds comedy in the unexpected.
Who Is This Shirt For? The Bold and the Humorous
This tee is crafted for a specific breed of individual—the one who isn’t afraid to stand out. Are you the group’s designated comedian? Do you thrive on sarcasm and witty banter? Is your humor a bit dark, a bit edgy, and always clever? If so, you’ve found your soulmate in a shirt. It’s the ideal choice for:
- Meme Enthusiasts: For those who speak fluent internet and appreciate viral trends.
- Foodies with a Funny Bone: Especially lovers of hot dogs, BBQs, and tailgate parties.
- College Students & Young Adults: Perfect for making a statement on campus or at social events.
- Gift Givers: Looking for a unique and genuinely funny gift for a friend, brother, or partner with a great sense of humor? Your search is over. This is the unforgettable gift they’ll actually wear.
Don’t settle for boring. Elevate your wardrobe with a T-shirt that’s as smart and funny as you are. The “I Must Be a Vet” shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a personality piece, an icebreaker, and a guaranteed good time. It’s your ticket to being the most memorable person in any room. Order yours today and get ready to start putting down some dogs in style.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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Super fast delivery !