I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt

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Ready to log off from boring outfits? This I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt is the perfect formula for a standout look. Combining geeky office humor with a clever, playful pun, this shirt is designed for the data wizard who knows their way around a spreadsheet and has a great sense of humor. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement piece that’s guaranteed to get a reaction.

I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt – Unlock Your Inner Nerd

Unleash your inner data guru with a shirt that’s as clever as you are. This I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt isn’t just another graphic tee; it’s a tribute to the unsung heroes of the office, the masters of the spreadsheet, the legends of the ledger. Featuring the iconic Microsoft logo and a bold statement, this shirt is designed for those who appreciate smart humor and a good pun.

The design is printed on a quality, comfortable white t-shirt, making the vibrant colors of the logo and the crisp black text pop. The phrase, “I might be Microsoft but I excel when she spread ’em in the sheets,” is playfully paired with the classic Excel icon, creating a multi-layered joke that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversations.

This Product Is For:

This shirt is the perfect fit for accountants, data analysts, programmers, IT professionals, engineers, and any tech enthusiast with a love for clever wordplay. It’s also an ideal gift for a husband, boyfriend, or colleague who prides themselves on their spreadsheet skills and appreciates a good laugh. If you’ve ever spent hours perfecting a pivot table or felt a thrill from a perfectly executed formula, this tee is for you.

I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread 'Em In The Sheets Shirt
I Might Be Microsoft But I Excel When She Spread ‘Em In The Sheets Shirt

Don’t just be a master of the cells; be a master of style. This “I Excel In The Sheets” t-shirt is the perfect function to add to your wardrobe’s formula. It’s a comfortable, durable, and genuinely funny piece that celebrates geek culture in the best way possible.

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.

Why Choose the Grishko Collection

Defining modern comfort and timeless style—crafted for every occasion, tailored for every body

Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing

Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable

Natural Fit for Every Body

Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.

Care Made Easy

For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low

Engineered Endurance

Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.

 
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  1. TS

    Super fast delivery !