Bring the legendary absurdity of internet comment sections to your wardrobe with the “I Made The Clutch Move of Ordering Pizza at 1AM” Tee. If you frequent gaming forums, Steam community profiles, or Reddit threads, you’ve likely stumbled upon this hyper-specific, weirdly intimate, and completely baffling paragraph.
I Made The Clutch Move Of Ordering Pizza at 1AM Shirt | Wear the Legend
The internet is full of fleeting moments, but some text blocks are so bizarrely specific that they become legendary. This shirt features the full, unadulterated “SF Wedding in ’17” copypasta, presented in a stark, easy-to-read font that mimics the deadpan delivery of a forum comment.
The text reads:
“I remember pouring you a glass at a friend’s house in SF after another mutual friend’s wedding in 17’. I was decanting another, you didn’t want to wait ‘honey badger drinks when he wants’. I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am…”
Whether you view it as a tribute to chaotic friendships or just a hilarious piece of nonsensical storytelling, this shirt is designed for those who appreciate the weirder side of the web. It is not just a piece of clothing; it is a physical manifestation of digital surrealism.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.











