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I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt
Feb 24
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This holiday season, make a statement that’s as sharp as your wit with our I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man Shirt. Forget the itchy, bulky knits; this shirt delivers all the visual punch of a classic “ugly Christmas sweater” with the unbeatable comfort of a premium graphic tee. It’s the perfect piece for the person who believes the best part of Christmas is the sense of humor required to survive it.
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The design is a brilliant piece of holiday satire. At first glance, it’s a festive masterpiece, featuring a faux-stitch pattern, two proud reindeer, and dangling Christmas ornaments in a timeless red and beige color scheme. But the bold text delivers a hilarious punchline that’s guaranteed to get a double-take. This clever juxtaposition of traditional design and cynical humor makes it an unparalleled conversation starter at any event.
The phrase “I Have Never Met Even One Wise Man” operates on two hilarious levels. It’s a playful, irreverent jab at the classic Nativity story, but it’s also a relatable, cynical commentary on the state of the world. It’s the perfect shirt to wear to the Christmas party, a family get-together, or a “White Elephant” gift exchange where your humor is your best contribution. Be prepared for laughs, groans, and questions about where you got it.
Struggling to find a gift for that person who has a razor-sharp wit and a low tolerance for clichés? Stop scrolling. This shirt is the ultimate gift for your work-bestie, sibling, partner, or anyone who “gets it.” It’s a fantastic, unique, and genuinely funny option for a Secret Santa or White Elephant gift exchange that is guaranteed to be the most talked-about present.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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Super fast delivery !