I Have A Condom Full Of Heroin In My Asshole Shirt
Mar 04
Mar 06 - Mar 10
Mar 13 - Mar 18
Ready to turn heads and spark some serious conversations? The I Have A Condom Full Of Heroin In My Asshole Shirt is your go-to for outrageous humor and unapologetic shock value. This isn’t your average graphic tee; it’s a wearable declaration of… well, you’ll see.
I Have A Condom Full Of Heroin In My Asshole Shirt – Make a Bold Statement
This I Have A Condom Full Of Heroin In My Asshole Shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It features the incredibly blunt and provocative statement: “I HAVE A CONDOM FULL OF HEROIN IN MY ASSHOLE” printed in bold, white letters on a high-quality, black cotton t-shirt. The stark contrast ensures the message is impossible to miss. This is a shirt that is made for a shocking impression, and that makes no apologies.
Fans of Dark Humor: Individuals who appreciate edgy, unconventional, and sometimes shocking humor.
Pranksters: Those who enjoy playful jokes and pushing social boundaries (within reason, of course!).
Attention-Seekers: People who love to be the center of attention and don’t mind a little controversy.
Novelty T-Shirt Collectors: Anyone who collects unique, funny, or outrageous t-shirts.
Festival-Goers: People going to music festivals or parties, make a statement.
Gag gift: The perfect present for a white elephant.
The I Have A Condom Full Of Heroin In My Asshole Shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a test of your audience’s sense of humor. It’s a daring, bold, and undeniably memorable addition to any wardrobe, perfect for those who dare to be different and embrace the absurd. Wear it responsibly (and maybe not to the airport!). Order yours today and prepare for the reactions!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
