I Hate Creating Shareholder Value Just Kidding Can You Imagine Shirt
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I Hate Creating Shareholder Value Just Kidding Can You Imagine Shirt | An Asset to Any Wardrobe
Welcome to the inner circle. This I Hate Creating Shareholder Value Just Kidding Can You Imagine Shirt isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a statement of belonging for anyone who has ever sat through a four-hour strategy meeting about synergy and value creation. The shirt perfectly captures the dry, cynical humor that thrives in high-pressure environments. The bold, initial statement is the hook—the thought many have had but few would dare to say. The punchline, “JUST KIDDING CAN YOU IMAGINE?”, delivers a hilarious, self-aware twist that is instantly relatable to your colleagues, clients, and anyone fluent in corporate-speak.
Crafted for the intellectually sharp and sarcastically inclined, this tee is your new go-to for casual Fridays, team off-sites, business school reunions, or simply lounging after a long week of maximizing returns. It’s a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and a subtle way to identify your fellow corporate warriors who share your unique sense of humor.
In a world driven by numbers, let your wardrobe show a little personality. The “I Hate Creating Shareholder Value” t-shirt is more than just clothing—it’s a commentary, a piece of satire, and a badge of honor. It’s for the dedicated professional who works hard but doesn’t take themselves too seriously. Don’t just add value to your company; add some witty, comfortable style to your closet. Make a smart acquisition and add this essential tee to your cart today.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
