I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt – Claim Your Grand Champion Status
Get ready to crow about your trip to Dallas with the most talked-about tee of the season. This I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement piece, a badge of honor, and a hilarious nod to the iconic livestock shows that are the heart and soul of the State Fair of Texas. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired design, this shirt proudly declares, “I GOT MY COCK RATED AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS,” ensuring you bring home the grand prize for style and humor.
This shirt is crafted for those who appreciate a clever double entendre and the authentic, boisterous culture of Texas. The design is centered around a beautifully illustrated, prize-winning rooster, complete with a championship blue ribbon. The witty phrase plays on the fair’s famous poultry and livestock competitions, making it an instant classic for fair-goers, Texans, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. It’s the perfect icebreaker at parties, barbecues, or your next trip back to Fair Park. This shirt separates the casual visitor from the seasoned pro who truly understands the fair’s quirky charm.

Don’t settle for a plain souvenir. Embrace the fun, humor, and tradition of the State Fair of Texas with a t-shirt that’s as bold and unforgettable as the event itself. Combining superior comfort, a durable, high-quality print, and a joke that will be retold for years, this shirt is your blue-ribbon ticket to style and laughter. Whether you’re a lifelong Texan or a first-time visitor, this is the one piece of memorabilia you won’t want to leave without. Add this legendary tee to your cart and get ready to show everyone your prize-winning style!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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