I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt – Claim Your Grand Champion Status
Get ready to crow about your trip to Dallas with the most talked-about tee of the season. This I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement piece, a badge of honor, and a hilarious nod to the iconic livestock shows that are the heart and soul of the State Fair of Texas. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired design, this shirt proudly declares, “I GOT MY COCK RATED AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS,” ensuring you bring home the grand prize for style and humor.
This shirt is crafted for those who appreciate a clever double entendre and the authentic, boisterous culture of Texas. The design is centered around a beautifully illustrated, prize-winning rooster, complete with a championship blue ribbon. The witty phrase plays on the fair’s famous poultry and livestock competitions, making it an instant classic for fair-goers, Texans, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. It’s the perfect icebreaker at parties, barbecues, or your next trip back to Fair Park. This shirt separates the casual visitor from the seasoned pro who truly understands the fair’s quirky charm.

Don’t settle for a plain souvenir. Embrace the fun, humor, and tradition of the State Fair of Texas with a t-shirt that’s as bold and unforgettable as the event itself. Combining superior comfort, a durable, high-quality print, and a joke that will be retold for years, this shirt is your blue-ribbon ticket to style and laughter. Whether you’re a lifelong Texan or a first-time visitor, this is the one piece of memorabilia you won’t want to leave without. Add this legendary tee to your cart and get ready to show everyone your prize-winning style!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.