I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt

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I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt – Claim Your Grand Champion Status

Get ready to crow about your trip to Dallas with the most talked-about tee of the season. This I Got My Cock Rated At The State Fair Of Texas Shirt isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement piece, a badge of honor, and a hilarious nod to the iconic livestock shows that are the heart and soul of the State Fair of Texas. Featuring a bold, retro-inspired design, this shirt proudly declares, “I GOT MY COCK RATED AT THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS,” ensuring you bring home the grand prize for style and humor.

This shirt is crafted for those who appreciate a clever double entendre and the authentic, boisterous culture of Texas. The design is centered around a beautifully illustrated, prize-winning rooster, complete with a championship blue ribbon. The witty phrase plays on the fair’s famous poultry and livestock competitions, making it an instant classic for fair-goers, Texans, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor. It’s the perfect icebreaker at parties, barbecues, or your next trip back to Fair Park. This shirt separates the casual visitor from the seasoned pro who truly understands the fair’s quirky charm.

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Don’t settle for a plain souvenir. Embrace the fun, humor, and tradition of the State Fair of Texas with a t-shirt that’s as bold and unforgettable as the event itself. Combining superior comfort, a durable, high-quality print, and a joke that will be retold for years, this shirt is your blue-ribbon ticket to style and laughter. Whether you’re a lifelong Texan or a first-time visitor, this is the one piece of memorabilia you won’t want to leave without. Add this legendary tee to your cart and get ready to show everyone your prize-winning style!

Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.
Kindly review your personalized details attentively, as numerous orders have arrived incomplete. Note that we exclusively dispatch to valid street addresses. Grishko collaborates with reputable shipping partners, including UPS, USPS, DHL, and Yun Express, Yanwen.

SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.

Why Choose the Grishko Collection

Defining modern comfort and timeless style—crafted for every occasion, tailored for every body

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Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable

Natural Fit for Every Body

Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.

Care Made Easy

For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low

Engineered Endurance

Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.

 
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